Hi everybuddy!

Welcome to Doctor Noize’s swanky pad on the web.

Doctor Noize creates interactive showz, muzic, bookz and merchandize that inspire noizy kids and adventurous adults to live lives of character, kindness, good humor and learning and explore music and creativity together.

Launch Noize Radio! All productions — from musicianship to manufacturing — adhere to the highest technical standards of quality as judged by highly trained monkeys on the Island of Thelonious.

But don’t take our word for it. Come explore for yourself… And tell ‘em Phineas sent ya!

Newz

  • Reunion Show!

    I play next month on the day of my 10th high school reunion. Wait, I mean my 15th. Hold on — it looks like it’s my 20th. Get yer tickets here before I’m too old to rock.

  • Noizemakers Of The Month!

    Lauren and Henry Anderson of Eugene, Oregon are September’s Noizemakers Of The Month! Meet their funky sea creature creations here. Awesome.

  • Phineas In The Bundesliga!

    A Noizemaker emailed about Dr. Noize’s German Amazon page. Ausgezeichnet! If they love it in Germany, it’s gotta be good, because The Hoff is huge in Germany.

  • Pages You’ve Never Visited…

    Check out what’s now accessible on the Awards & Articles page. Rumor has it that most of the people who wrote these reviews and articles were totally sober at the time.

  • Booking Contact Info!

    To book Doctor Noize, you now contact Business & Sales (B.S.) Director Lynn Woods. Her info is at the Contact page. Go pay her a visit and say “Waaazzzuuuppp?”

Buzz

The Noizemakers Sound Off!

  • Your show was awesome! It was the first time (my kids) have seen a performance of any sort. They were totally mesmerized and loved it — hopefully you’ll return to the Bay Area for many future shows…

     Michelle Friedland

    Northern CA Noizemaker

  • The cd is great! I would love to record again, just let me know…

     Seth Killen

    Tenor & Voice of José The Ferret

  • Dr. Noize, I loved your CD! I listen to it almost every day. I got your CD for my 8th birthday… We live in Ithaca, New York. Do you think you will come to Ithaca sometime for a concert? If you come, I will be there!

     Sarah

    NY Noizemaker

On Deck

  • Northern CA Tour!

    Doctor Noize will return to Northern California for shows in October. Check the calendar in the coming weeks for updates on show details. Also, you look mahvelous today.